- 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
- 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
- 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!
Just taking attendance!
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“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet