nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

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leepace-daily:

thranduil’s goth phase

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saneliur:

I can’t. Pls stop this man.

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gangster4everblog:

Lana Del Rey - “Dark Paradise”

All my friends tell me I should move on.
I’m lying in the ocean singing your song.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh,"
That’s how you sang it.

Loving you forever can’t be wrong.
Even though you’re not here, won’t move on.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh," 
That’s how we played it.

And there’s no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody,
It won’t leave my head. 
Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, 
But I wish I was dead (dead like you).

Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise. 
No one compares to you,
I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side. 
Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.
No one compares to you, 
I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side. 

All my friends ask me why I stay strong.
Tell ‘em when you find true love, it lives on.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh, 
That’s why I stay here.

And there’s no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody, 
It won’t leave my head.
Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, 
But I wish I was dead (dead like you).

Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise. 
No one compares to you,
I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side.
Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.
No one compares to you,
But there’s no you, except in my dreams tonight.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-hah-hah-hah-hah. 
I don’t want to wake up from this tonight.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-hah-hah-hah-hah. 
I don’t want to wake up from this tonight.

There’s no relief, I see you in my sleep.
And everybody’s rushing me, but I can feel you touching me.
There’s no release, I feel you in my dreams,
Telling me I’m fine.

Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.
No one compares to you,
I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side.
Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise. 
No one compares to you,
But there’s no you, except in my dreams tonight.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-hah-hah-hah-hah.
I don’t want to wake up from this tonight.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-hah-hah-hah-hah.
I don’t want to wake up from this tonight.

Go! To “Born To Die" Album to download.

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dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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